Husbandji called his brother “M” this morning to see if he was free to go out for coffee, as they often do on Saturday mornings.
M’s idiot wife (IW) answered the phone.
IW: HELLOOOOOOOO?!! (She never answers a phone with a normal “Hello”. It’s always a nearly screamed HELLOOOOOOO!!!)
Husbandji: Hi IW, Can I speak to M please?
IW: Ooooh! He’ll have to call you back! We’re making the bed!
Husbandji: Um, okay. Have him call me when he’s done.
“He’ll have to call you back, we’re making the bed?!!!!!!!!!!”
What. The. F**k?!!!!!
Heaven forbid you stop making the bed long enough to have a five minute conversation with your own brother! You might forget which part of the sheet you were tucking in!!!
Now I’ve heard everything…