Enquiring Minds Want to Know…

Found on the Internet:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I’m still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour(Don’t try this at home,maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(Honey, I’m home. What the…?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm……)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

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10 Comments

  1. Lemuel said,

    January 10, 2009 at 6:45 am

    Can you imagine if they crossed a pig with a praying mantis?! What a way to go!

  2. Mel said,

    January 10, 2009 at 7:41 am

    Hogs will also masturbate. They have a bit of a fold in the prepuce, and if they learn to get the tip of the penis in there, they’ll pleasure themselves. A trained breeding hog will also ejaculate into a jar, making semen collection easy. Unless he’s been having a wank beforehand.

    Useful information learned in vet school.

  3. jkb said,

    January 10, 2009 at 9:17 am

    This is exactly the laugh I needed.

    (I’m with you on the pig thing)

  4. Ultra Dave said,

    January 10, 2009 at 10:47 am

    So wouldn’t that make a polar bear a SOUTH PAW?

    So useful facts for my next cocktail party! (Think I’ll serve suckling pig.)

  5. the hobbit said,

    January 10, 2009 at 11:56 am

    Well done! Great post!

  6. urspo said,

    January 10, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    now who polled the dolphins to find that out?

  7. Doug said,

    January 11, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    Yay ! You are back! I missed you!

  8. Miss Janey said,

    January 12, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    Miss J has copied this meme adn even some on TY’s answers.

  9. Patti said,

    January 16, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    I am totally creeped out about the butterfly thing. This changes my feelings about butterflies completely. Nasty little creatures!

  10. Steven said,

    January 17, 2009 at 9:38 am

    Hilarious post! Oink oink! 😉


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