Oh, My Minions.
I am so sorry that I have been away for so long, but, things have just been bat-sh*t crazy here at the Ashram.
While I am FINALLY on the mend from this miserable Bronchitis, I am still waking up every morning coughing like I have a “three pack a day” habit.
But, the hacking is getting a little less each day, so I assume that I am on the mend.
In other news, Husbandji is literally on the edge of a nervous breakdown thanks to his fucking lovely family.
Tiamat had what was supposed to be simple cataract surgery on one of her eyes this past week (which is bad enough, considering Tiamat’s phobia of doctors and hospitals and such) but of course there had to be a complication with the cataract so now she has to see a specialist and is freaking out, which of course is freaking Husbandji out, and OF COURSE it is all on his shoulders, as his two fucking brothers are absolutely USELESS!!! (Can you tell that I’m a little put off by all of this, My Minions?).
So anyway, we are going to the Darling Nephew’s birthday party today, and considering what a colossal pain that Tiamat is normally, just imagine what she will be like when she has the opportunity to be “The Tragic Queen” due to her temporary eye problem!
Add to that the fact that I will have to be pleasant to Husbandji’s two brothers when I would much rather spit in their faces for making Husbandji go through this all alone!
And to top it all off, Husbandji thinks that he is passing another kidney stone, which is terrifying him, as the pain all but incapacitates him.
It will not be a good time at all.
If there’s anything to report, I’ll give you the update tomorrow, because after all tomorrow is another day….